What are those cool guitars you're using?

You are probably referring to Marius and Morten's Skervesen guitars. Skervesen is a custom guitar maker in Poland. Fantastic guitars. Check them out here: https://skervesen.eu/

What are your musical inspirations?

This answer may change depending on how we feel on a particular day, but here are some stuff we enjoy: Opeth, Nile, Fear Factory, Machine Head, Pink Floyd, Deftones, Nevermore, Emperor, Chimaira, Dream Theater, Devin Townsend, At the gates, Metallica, 36, Porcupine tree, Steven Wiilson, Meshuggah, Anaal Nathrakh, Death, Decapitated, Satyricon, Behemoth, Marty O'Donnell, Obscura.

What time is it?

It's jack o' clock.

Why are the frets on the bass all crooked and weird?

Those are fanned frets. Used to achieve higher tension on the lower strings to help get a tighter string and thus thighter sound, while still having the regular, lower tension on the higher strings for that good 'ol feeling. More info here: https://music.stackexchange.com/questions/6085/what-are-the-benefits-of-guitars-with-fanned-frets